True and amusing tales of the extremes of political correctness, in the style of the 'Clangers' series created by David Mortimer. Wonderful examples of the seriously absurd - wittily presented, usually involving holders of authority taking themselves too seriously and making fools of themselves: the army, city councils, schools, etc.
|Author||Mortimer, David & Mortimer, Gavin|
|Publisher||Robson Books Ltd|
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Bookbarn International UK Delivery Rates
|Delivery Option||Delivery Time||Cost||Additional Item|
|Standard Delivery||3 - 5 Working Days||FREE||N/A|
|First Class Delivery||1 - 3 Working Days||£3.99||£1.00|
|Expedited / Next Day (UK Mainland)||1 Working Day||£7.99||£1.00|
|Expedited / Next Day (UK Non-Mainland)||2 Working Days||£10.99||£2.00|
|Click & Collect||N/A||FREE||N/A|
Please Note: The majority of our 'new' books are dispatched via a third party supplier and are subject to different delivery rates. These rates will be calculated at the checkout.
Bookbarn International European & Worldwide Delivery
PLEASE NOTE: We cannot currently deliver outside of the UK. We apologise for any inconvenience caused.
|Delivery Option||Delivery Time||Cost||Additional Item|
|Standard Delivery||5 - 21 Working Days||£7.99||£2.00|
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